Coffee Definition Mug – Funny Offensive Morning Cup – “Leave Me Alone to Good Morning Asshole” Sarcastic Gift

Coffee (kof-ee): Liquid that turns “leave me the fck alone”* into “good morning, a**hole.”
This mug doesn’t sugarcoat mornings — it roasts them. Perfect for coworkers with a dark sense of humor, sleep-deprived parents, or anyone whose personality doesn’t load until cup #2.

Ideal for home, office, or letting people know exactly what kind of day it's going to be.

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